✦ From the Kitchen ✦
Everything here is named after something that wants you dead. It all tastes considerably friendlier than that.
One bite and you'll want a better version of yourself.
2x patties, American cheese, grilled onions, pickles, sauce.
So good it's terrifying. Two juicy patties that'll drain you dry.
2x patties, American cheese, grilled onions, pickles, sauce.
Everything disappears at 2:17 a.m. — except this fully loaded burger.
2x patties, American cheese, grilled onions, pickles, lettuce, onion, tomato, sauce.
These spicy poppers will make you dance (and burn).
2x patties, pepper jack cheese, grilled onions, jalapeño poppers, spicy chipotle sauce.
Two patties, one sin worth committing. Sweet onion jam meets crispy crunch.
2x patties, American cheese, onion jam, crispy onions, BBQ sauce.
Count Orlok's cheesy, pepper-packed curse in burger form.
Philly style — 2x patties, Swiss cheese, grilled onions, grilled peppers, nacho cheese sauce.
One bite and you will never make it to night five.
Pizza burger — 2x patties, mozzarella, crispy pepperoni, marinara sauce.
So good you won't want to wake up. Two patties of pure nocturnal chaos.
Animal fries — seasoned fries, American cheese, 2 patties, grilled onions, secret sauce.
Wanna play? Come hungry.
Pizza fries — seasoned fries, marinara sauce, mozzarella cheese, pepperoni & Italian sausage.
So good it could raise the dead. Asada of the Longlegs.
Asada fries — seasoned fries, carne asada, shredded cheese, onions, cilantro, cilantro lime sauce & chipotle.
What's your favorite scary fry?
Bacon cheddar ranch — seasoned fries, nacho cheese sauce, crispy bacon bits, buttermilk ranch.
Bone-in or boneless.
Silent but deadly delicious.
Buffalo infected with serious heat.
Lemon pepper. Death has a citrusy plan.
Demonically delicious.
Habanero. No screams necessary, the heat will do it for you.
Seasoned fries from the Backrooms.
Mozzarella sticks — too good to escape.
Jalapeño poppers — one bite and there's no escaping the curse.
Crispy, powdered-sugar-dusted Oreos that promise pure indulgence.
Drink prices aren't listed here yet — ask your server or the hostess. Everything below is poured nightly.
All come with a souvenir cup.
Candyman… Candyman… Candyman… whoa, this drink just appeared.
Maker's Mark, butterscotch, bitters.
Burn the corn husk to keep the Creeper away.
Bulleit Bourbon, corn liqueur, pumpkin, lemon.
Ghostface this, Ghostface that.
Bacardi 4yr, pineapple, lime.
Tonight's the night…
Roku gin, blood orange, grapefruit, lemon.
Don't get lost in this delicious cocktail.
Haku Vodka, Mr. Black, Licor 43, cold brew.
Ever been to the circus, Georgie?
El Tesoro Blanco, peach, pineapple, lime.
Ghostbusters approved.
Devino Maguey, melon liqueur, lime.
Don't forget to stay awake!
El Tesoro Reposado, ancho chile, poblano, tamarindo, strawberry, lime.
Behave, or she'll get you…
El Tesoro Blanco, Cointreau, hibiscus, guava, lime.
Where's Will?
Real del Valle Blanco, Licor 43, pineapple, lime.
Be careful what you wish for…
Haku Vodka, passion fruit, prickly pear, lemon.
Brrrrr…
Jim Beam, pineapple, orange.
Six servings — for the table.
Burn the corn husk to keep the Creeper away.
Bulleit Bourbon, corn liqueur, pumpkin, lemon.
Ghostface this, Ghostface that.
Bacardi 4yr, pineapple, lime.
Your choice of spirit.
Haku Vodka, El Tesoro Reposado, or Roku gin.
Say it with me now — Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!
Purple.
Drinkers beware… you're in for a scare.
Green. Real del Valle, melon, lime.
Zero proof. Add alcohol to either for a little extra.
Bakery scratch-made horchata.
Add Jim Beam or Real del Valle.
Pomegranate blueberry lemonade with sparkling water.
Add Haku Vodka or Real del Valle.